Things That Go Bump In The Night (Part 1)

BUMPITY BUMPITY BUMPITY DUMPITY STUMP TRUMP
PUMPITY PUMPITY PUMPITY UMPITY GUMP PUNK
DUNKITY DUNKITY DUNKITY SKUNKITY SKUNK SKUNK

Somnambulist foreheads get led astray
A talk show-host guest with a week resume
Things that get bumped in the night
BUMPITY BUMPITY BUMP BUMP

Ungrateful Boyfriends who can’t turn the porn off
Old refrigerators with the doors torn off
Things that get dumped in the night
DUMPITY DUMPITY DUMP DUMP

Political pundits stuck on campaign trails
Jeopardy answers unquestioned just when the brain fails
Things that get stumped in the night
STUMPITY STUMPITY STUMP STUMP

Wining a bridge trick when your cards higher
Another failed apprentice about to be fired
Things that get trumped in the night
TRUMPITY TRUMPITY TRUMP TRUMP

Adrenaline spent and blood through the heart
Let the Petro flow from the Kwik-e-mart
Things that get pumped in the night
PUMPITY PUMPITY PUMP PUMP

Yankee games that last past the ninth
Things that get umped in the night
UMPITY UMPITY UMP UMP

Run Forest run your box of chocolates is life.
Things that get gumped in the night
GUMPITY GUMPITY GUMP GUMP

Ashton appears from just out of sight
Things that get punked in the night
PUNKITY PUNKITY PUNK PUNK

Lebron and Koby about to take flight
Things that get dunked in the night
DUNKITY DUNK DUNK

Week old Bud Ice with a keg of Natty Light
Things that get skunked in the night
SKUNKITY SKUNKITY SKUNKITY DUNKITY PUNK GUMP
UMPITY UMPITY UMPITY PUMPITY TRUMP STUMP
DUMPITY DUMPITY DUMPITY BUMPITY BUMP BUMP

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About Scottt

Actor, Author, Poet.

Posted on January 10, 2010, in Poems. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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